Can Money Buy the White House?

With the election now upon us, it is time to address the REAL issue…. Can money actually – “Buy Him a Vote” ? It’s not a new question as I, the media and many others have pondered the issue over the years. And again, it is a matter of debate this election year.

Thankfully (for me), Chris Jansen recorded a very popular song earlier this year called “Buy Me a Boat”, on the Warner Nashville label, and it got me thinking once again, Can Money Buy your Vote? and more specifically, can it buy Donald Trump the White House?

While my video editing skills are not as sharp as they once were, and while I have no permission whatsoever from anybody, (not to mention I can’t sing a note) I was able to splice a wee bit of video and audio together into a phunny little ‘Ditty‘, it’s current, it’s topical, (I love the song Buy Me a Boat) and I wanted to share it with anybody else that might like a chuckle as they head to the polls this Tuesday.

Please keep in mind, this is a parody song, sung to the tune of Buy Me a Boat by Chris Jansen.

Also, even though the Ditty may single out one particular candidate My personal endorsement is for ‘None of the Above’.

So, with out further ado, I have inserted the video for Buy Him A Vote along with my parody words and, of course, proper credit at the very end.

Just mash play.

Enjoy!!

 

BUY HIM A VOTE

Unemployed, and I really don’t wanna be. Beggin’ like a dog all day aint working for me.

I wish I had a rich uncle that’d kick the bucket and I was sitting on a Lump like Donald Trump

I know everybody says money can’t buy happiness…

But it can buy him a Vote. It can buy him the House and Senate.

It can buy him the #1 chair in Amer-ica He could be President Yea I know what they say, money can’t buy everything. Maybe So. But it can Buy Him a Vote.

They call him loud mouth, Bigot and ill tempered, But He can change all that if he has enough legal tender. We all know politicians are the root of all evil and you can’t fit a lawyer through the eye of a needle. Yes we know that’s true. But the money sounds pretty cool.

And it can buy him Vote. It can buy him the House and Senate.

It can buy him the #1 chair in Amer-ica he could be President Yea we know what they say, money can’t buy everything. Maybe So. But it can Buy Him a Vote. Vote. out on the trail on the Trump Stump, we’ll all sing HEIL. if he’s sitting on a hundred Mill. that could him any Law or Bill ….

And it can Buy him a Vote. It can buy him the House and Senate. It can buy him the #1 chair in Amer-ica He might be President Yea we know what they say, money can’t buy everything. Maybe So. But it can Buy Him a Vote.

Yea we know what they say, money can’t buy everything. Maybe So. But it can Buy Him a Vote. It can Buy Him a Vote.  It can Buy Him a Vote.

 

Adapted from the Chris Jansen Son “Buy Me A Boat” on the Warner Bros Nashville Label

Original Song Written by Chris DuBois and Chris Jansen

Produced by Byron Gallimore

 

“Buy Him a Vote” written by A. Joe Dale for Dum Ditty Do . com

Produced by PR

Camera – Shelton T. Kuykendall Jr

Accompanying Vocals by Stacy, Katie and Shelton T.

Performed by PR

COMPOSED FOR DUMDITTYDO.COM

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